goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

Gloner

A gay loner. Someone who is a loner in a gay fashion.

"Kara is such a gloner"

by Glone4Life November 15, 2012

"Gone"orrhea

When you get dumped for having an STD, primarily gonorrhea.

Guy 1: I feel like shit, man.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me "Gone"orrhea.

by Jesus's Right Hand Man August 17, 2015

gone underground

A phrase used often by criminologists to describe when an individual cuts all public and semi-public interactions that can be traceable, such as credit card transactions, using a cell phone, emails, etc. The phrase comes from large metropolitan areas like New York City, where people would often be unreachable while underground on the subway. This phrase is synonymous with "going dark".

"We were close to catching him when he had gone underground."

by InfinityBeard January 30, 2017

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017