Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

Goat fucker

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014

Sea Goat

The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.

Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!

by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014

Mountain Goat

An ugly ratchet hoe

Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.

by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015

pygmy goat

You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.

by Avlsteph February 23, 2019

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007