goatslut

Not actually a goat, but definatley a slut.

That bitch is nothing but an obnoxious goatslut.

by Effed November 7, 2003

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.

Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

by The Mysterious Hand March 16, 2011

sluggish with goat meat

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.

uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move

by elmatatan January 1, 2009

Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Goat

Gayest of all time

Bob: Drake is the goat!
Bill: No Lil Wayne is.
Tim: They're both goats!

by Icy Wyte June 19, 2022

goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

by The Digerati January 9, 2005

Goat-Way

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.

He just had a Goat-Way.

by iamalex April 27, 2009