malt fart

the next morning after drinking large quantities of malt liquor (namely 40 ouncers) when you fart profusely and it smells like dead shit.

o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if shit were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it's coming from my ass in gas form. i got the malt farts

by japer July 27, 2006

Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

Throw a Fart

This is when you fart into your hand in a cupping motion, and throw it into an unsuspecting friends face.

Dude that is so gross, he just cupped his hand to throw a fart right into my face! I think i could taste it

by d money from mia February 8, 2009

preview fart

The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.

"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

ego-fart

Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.

by Josh Dingus December 2, 2004

Fart

Gas released from the ass

Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop January 10, 2019