You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

You got me fucked up by landekar March 9, 2019

the man who fucked the monkey 

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

the man who fucked the monkey by DocFlox March 22, 2010

I fucked the shit out of her 

The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.

As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.

ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”

ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”

I fucked the shit out of her by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021

Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"

Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no

Render Fucked by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010

Shoe Fucked 

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

Shoe Fucked by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011

feet fucked 

(Past tense) to have your feet fucked. When you take your erect cock and put it between your partners feet, and start ducking them by thrusting and grinding and humping. An erotic, pleasuring act, associated with foot fetishes. Feet can be manicured, toenails painted, clean, dirty, etc depending on the receiver's preference.

Foot jobs can be very erotic and attractive

Evelyn: what'd you and Aaron do last night?

Jill: we had great sex, he has a foot fetish so I gave him a foot job.

Mac: how'd you and Jill go? We had sex and I got a foot job.

Evelyn: omg you got your feet fucked.

See foot job foot fetish sex

feet fucked by Mooktori November 25, 2016

Shit-Fucked 

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

Shit-Fucked by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017