Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.

I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.

by tunner July 13, 2007

Beastly Flounder

One of the coolest most beastly guy on halo 3, second only to anhad

dude i just met the coolest guy on halo 3

was he anhad?

No...

OOOOHHHH it was Beastly Flounder wasnt it

Yeah howd u know?

i met him last week

by Jebuz the dan man March 13, 2008

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016

flopping flounder

Where a guy sticks four fingers in girls vagina and wiggles his four fingers around like a fish gasping for air

Larry was so ready to give this thot a flopping flounder

by Lorenzo Loco March 7, 2017

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

finger fondeler

Some one who has sexual interactions by using his/her finger.

Oh him he’s a finger fondeler he likes to stroke them hard with his finger

by FireShotGamer December 13, 2017