fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003

duck and cover

a sex position that involves a man ducking under a woman's legs and covering his head by inserting it gently into a woman's vagina for a period of time

i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night

by gayqui June 11, 2006

wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

fuck a duck

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Mighty Ducks

The best hockey team in California! The Ducks are so awesome...with Chistov and the Feds and everyone else. They're just AWESOME!

GO DUCKS!

Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sorry, there's a Ducks game tonight and I'M GOING!

by Adrienne November 25, 2004

Ducked up

When a guy places a rubber duck deep into his anus.

Aww man Tony was so faded last night that he ducked up so hard.

by Therealg July 17, 2014

Duck dynasty

The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.

Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?

Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.

by FinnTheLight September 10, 2013