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Miguel drunk 

A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.

This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.
Miguel drunk by Nuri January 2, 2005
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coffee drunk 

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...
"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."
coffee drunk by Benny D1 May 14, 2007
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sugar drunk 

when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)
I was so sugar drunk last night, I started grinding on my friend’s teddy bear.
sugar drunk by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

werewolf drunk

Being so drunk you black out and wake up naked somewhere unexpected.
Joe was werewolf drunk last weekend. He woke up naked in front of a Burger King.
werewolf drunk by JSIN March 14, 2007

pinball drunk 

When you are so drunk that you are bouncing off the walls just to stay standing on your feet.
Nicole was so wasted that she got all these bruises the night before from being so pinball drunk in her apartment.

CamelBack Drunk 

A word used to describe the act of getting black out drunk with a CamelBack filled with wine.
Dude, did you hear about Andrew? He went out last night and got CamelBack drunk and pissed all over the floor at the movie theater.

Reno Drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting belligerent and trashy, possibly ending with public vomiting.
Dude, slow down on those Jack and Cokes. We don't want you being Reno Drunk.
Reno Drunk by azcatfreak March 3, 2014