Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

by King of Douche January 10, 2014

Douche Mountain

A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."

That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.

by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011

douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

Jersey douche

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.

I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.

by Fuckchop McGee August 3, 2011