Don Squad

A group of three or more people associated with a person named Don or Donald. Don must be over 6 feet tall and lanky. Don Squad can apply to any group sports team, club, a group of friends etc.

We're the best--- Don Squad

by CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE March 17, 2009

Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

by Thouston299 October 14, 2011

don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...

by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017

Don't Give Me No Chive Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Don't

1.

A common contraction of "do not" used when one participates in Don't Speak where the words take on the form of "Did you know...". Don't speak is a contradictionay language where one makes statements begining the phrase with either "Don't" or "I know...".

2.

Dont, when used in this language, has the complete opposite effect of its normal counterpart.

"Yo... Dont give me a slice of yo pizza"
-Translation: Give me a slice of your pizza.

When asked a question that puzzles the listener, the listener will calmly reply...

"Dont, I know what you talkin about"

"Dont" is the begining of the sentence, "I know" is the complete opposite... meaning the listener has no idea what was said.

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

Don’t @ Me

The one thing that millennials say on twitter to stop random arguments from becoming reality, like arguing over who took a photo or complaining about a social media handle.

Hey guys, I love spaghetti and barbecue sauce, don’t @ me!

That sounds disgusting.

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

by MillennialHub March 28, 2019

Don't Remind Me

Usually a term used when the person has tried so hard to forget something and someone else (usually a friend) states the obvious in order to jog your memory in case you have (luckily) forgotten such a bad event/memory.

*Girl is hopelessly in love with a guy named, hmm, Stephen*

Girl: "Huh, look at that angel over there, I have been crushing on him since 6th grade. It isn't a crush anymore, I think I truely love him.

Girl's friend: Umm, he goes out with a-MAN-duh. (amanda)

Girl: Ugh, Don't remind me.

by Airren March 25, 2010