cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

Dane Cook

Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.

Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"

5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?

by aman13 July 18, 2010

Cook

To alluringly engage a friend in hot intercourse or other sexual activity. To seduce, but with someone who's more than willing.

I'll cook for you...

by James Beard November 2, 2019

chookle

what my 5 year old cousin calls his penis.

"After I go to the toilet, I wipe my chookle!"

by Leif Erickson April 11, 2008

Cookabanger

Cookabanger(n)- A gilr that is such a whore she would let you and your whole crew bang her, hence the term crew-ka-bang-her.

Damn, that gilr hooked up with my and my bestfriend. She's a real cookabanger.

by AlexandraBailee January 8, 2010

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

cook

A slang for when DJs or producers, especially in hiphop, make beats.

Lil Baby: Cook dat shit up Quay !

by very sad panda August 1, 2019