I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.

"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.

by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 15, 2010

crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.

I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.

by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009

CRAP FILLED VAGINA

Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.

stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

Dog Crap

Ghettoraider from Gamefaqs Smackdown vs Raw SB

BAH GAWD KING!!! LOOK AT THAT DOG CRAP, I MEAN GHETTORAIDER!!! I Need BBQ SAUZZ

by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004

crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.

Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.

by Stanton R. April 23, 2008

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005