by Ecksdee.info September 3, 2018
Get the Hot country mile mug.Welcome to Enfield county. Basically no ones straight and everyone chats shit about each other. The most hated year is 8 and year 9s think they run lower (they love to get involved in everything no one asked babes)There is no beef and the schools so dead whenever something happens they go back on snap and talk about it for days. Every teachers breath stinks and you can get excluded for basically anything. If there’s beef it’s 99% verbal. Year 7 are short and compressed and year 10Scare irrelevant. Year 11s are basically studs. There’s too many girls in that school who can’t slick their hair and have the audacity to come to school looking like sheep’s. There’s also girls who have the audacity to talk about the fact they gave head no one cares luv😘
by tasnimdaetona April 1, 2020
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An incredibly boring county in mishitgan that is full of political flip flopping republicrat asswipes, shitty drivers, inbred hicks, dumb hipsters, arrogant rich people (Brighton), self righteous assholes (Howell), racist rednecks (Cohoctah), homosexuals and whitler lovers.
Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021
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I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
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