Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.

Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.

by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007

clock dock

Windows' task tray - All those program icons near your clock.

"Where'd my buddy list go?"

"Just click the icon in your clock dock."

"Ohhhhhh..."

by Kezza McDezza January 29, 2009

Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.

"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"

by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010

Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Clockenflap

Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.

"Did you see Steve at Clockenflap? He went cock crazy."

by SmellyMike October 30, 2017

Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

by A lil batty February 9, 2019

.clocklava

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

by TheEnglishAreComing May 5, 2022