Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.

One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.

by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022

Merry Christmas Kyle

Merry Christmas Kyle is the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggas, Yo Kyle”

“ Merry Christmas Kyle” can be use as a joke or as a comeback to Kyle

by Loxnezzz August 16, 2022

Merry Christmas Kyle

This sentence comes from the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggers, Yooo Kyle”. Filmed on the trail behind Union Beach Memorial School.

This sentence could be used as a insult to someone named Kyle. Say you and Kyle are fighting you could say “Merry Christmas Kyle” as a comeback.

by Loxnezzz August 17, 2022

genshin christmas family

a group of genshin fans.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.

Me: *has a raiden shogun with a christmas hat as my profile picture*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*

by im just getting the milk November 22, 2022

ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb

Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!

by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017

Crush Clit Christmas

A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.

You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas

by Fireninja188 November 9, 2018