Magic Carpet

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.

me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"

by pimpahoenandafo February 7, 2009

carpenshmugen

(Car-pin-shmooog-in)
1. Noun. Someone who is incapable of performing a specific task.
2. Noun. Someone who is stupified beyond belief.
3. Noun. Someone who is utterly suprised or embarrassed.

1. What a carpenshmugen! Stupid Randolf! He can't do anything right!
2. And she was like, "whoa..." She looked like a carpenshmugen, man.
3. Who put fruitspread in my t-shirt? I feel like a complete carpenshmugen!

by jo fron November 11, 2006

Carpet Crasher

A male, or female, player that gets a lot of vagina.

"I wish I was a Carpet Crasher."

by Mr. Chipps January 8, 2008

Carpet Hungry

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.

God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?

by Monty Park January 14, 2009

carpel thumbel

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

by jktblklyn May 28, 2009

Carpet People

1. People that have hairy backs and arms
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets

Ex1. Did you see that carpet person, he had so much hair on him you couldn't tell that he was not wearing a shirt from a distance.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.

by Clearly Confused June 14, 2010

Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

by Hoofster May 29, 2014