Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.

That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.

by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

Jim Edward Cain

A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy

Did you see jim Edward Cain last night

by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019

The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos

I love locking in the locked cabinet

by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils

quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020