california

Exactly The Reason WHY People Say They Hate The State.. I've Been There Like 100 Times, and I STILL hate the state.. maybe if the people weren't so effing stuck up and snobby.. than PEOPLE WOULDNT HATE THIS EFFING STATE SO MUCH!!!

Person:Hi, im from california... im a stuck up snob with no friends... who brags that california is SO AMAZING!!!!

Other Person: Fuck You, Nobody Likes y\You..

by haaaaater July 22, 2006

CALF

Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F

Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"

by godchilla September 23, 2010

California

The best state, in many peoples' opinions, in the US. You'll find beaches, snowy mountains, green valleys, and the hot desert all in one state: California. Divided into two parts, known as "Socal" and "Norcal". Socal is usually where people not from California think of the state. You got San Diego, Los Angeles, etc. Beaches, surfers, celebrities. Mostly all in Socal. Home of the LA Lakers, San Diego Padres, and San Diego Chargers. Norcal is "wine country". Where you'll find the SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and San Jose Sharks. Basically the place where the word "hella" originated. Golden Gate Bridge, Lake Tahoe, etc are all in Norcal. We all know how to party in California, all the porn is made here, we're really diverse. We have In-N-Out, which I doubt non-Californians have heard of. Our governor is the fucking Terminator. Enough said. So all in all, California is the shit. And most people really wish they could live here while they're snowed in for December and we are out at the beach.

Hot New York Girl: Hey, where are you from?
Hot California Guy: California.
Hot New York Girl: OMG, do you know Britney Spears? Do you surf? Do you know Ryan from The OC and Kristen from Laguna Beach?!
Hot California Guy: Shut up.

by NoCopNoStop August 14, 2009

California stop

an instance of driving slowly past a stop sign

That idiot just did a California stop.

by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2008

Californication

When people from California move to the states (usually in droves) and buy up all the land/businesses, raise the price of housing, overcrowd the state, and overall raping of the culture of the state.
Also bringing their crappy ideals/slang/accent/etc and try to force it on natives of the state they moved to while still saying "Well in California (insert crap spewing here) to which I reply (and recommend you to do) "Well go back to California then asshat!"
And lets not forget the ones who buy out a shitload of acreage build a big ass ugly house on it and still only live in it part of the year and spend the rest of the year in California.

Fuck Californicators!

Montanan: "Thanks to those damn Californicators the rent for my 2 bedroom apartment has gone up to 1,500 a month!"

Washingtonian: "Because of Californication they clear cut the entire hill to put the Californian's big ass ugly houses!"

Michigander 1: "Why do those kids sound funny?"
Michigander 2: "It's because of all the damn Californians and their stupid accent!"

Californian: "Well I really just wanted to get away, you know the city life, and the hot weather, so I decided to move to your state and fuck it up."

Me: "Fuck off, please"

by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008

California bottle-opener

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina

I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

by ibmakinallday October 31, 2006

california

a state that might as well be its own country. has a shit load of hot people at the OC and some normal rich people in LA, but some of the middle class you will meet there are some weird motherfuckers. they have got some strange theories about a lot of things. And above all, their governor is an austrain, former body builder, and former actor. i guarantee i get all thumbs down, but its the truth.

"Dude I met this guy from California, he was so fucking strange."
"Yeah, most of 'em are. Except at the OC, there are some hot fuckers there"

by Jon Burgandy September 30, 2006