slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 28, 2007

american cut

These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.

Roger: Come and hang out with me.

Lola: No.

Roger: Why?

Lola: No.

Roger: Pweeeease?

Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Fat-Boy-Cut

The fat-boy-cut is a type of haircut that would appear on the heads of fat children in the early to mid 90's. Its a bowl cut placed in a high up position on a completely shaven head. The type that rock the fat-boy cut are usually a couple of guys from your old school, normally the ones that you knew who they were but didn't really know them. For visual aid see Zachery Ty Bryan in a pre-puberty episode of Home Improvement.

"Dude, getting punished by Krampus sucked bad but at least he liked my fat-boy-cut."

Guy 1: "Hey Tom, give ya the usual?"
Guy 2: "Hmmm... no I think i will just have ya give me the fat-boy-cut."

by Hans Muff January 3, 2011

Viking crew cut

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

Kentucky long cut

Kentucky long cut the act of packing chewing tobacco into your penis. When receiving oral sex you will ejaculate cum soaked chewing tobacco into your lovers mouth.

I was getting head and I pulled a Kentucky Long cut.

Nothing better than the taste of his Kentucky long cut.

I got the greatest buzz from his Kentucky long cut.

by Tg6969 May 16, 2019

The Ky Cut

the most ultimate cut within a friend group

Someone: Omg that’s guys cut is so awesome
Friend: omg yeah he must have The Ky Cut

by Damn my dick is werid November 23, 2021

cardboard cut

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016