Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018

crustachio 

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

crustachio by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023

sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.

Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.

sheepsess crust by Nigerian creation March 2, 2017

Cromwell's Crust 

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

Cromwell's Crust by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

Cheesus Fries and Crust 

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

Cheesus Fries and Crust by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

crustie

Crust punk, Crusty, Crustie.
Derived from the root word Crust meaning: rude.

A young person who does not live in a way that society considers normal, typically w/ untidy or dirty clothes and hair, and no regular job or permanent home; Bohemian, Nomadic.

Originally coined "Stenchcore" this extreme 80's evolved subgenre of poltical punk & metal was pioneered by bands like Amebix, Deviated Instinct, & Doom.

Crusties are instinctively anti-authority with varying politically nihilistic values such as anti-work, anti-government, anti-war, anti-religion, anti-vivisection, anti-civilization, etc.
Crusties are also highly individualistic and crudely sophisticated- often self-taught in the D.I.Y. ethos of punkdom, and inclined to travel, trainhop, spange, squat, & dumpster dive as a lifeway; a way of life.

That crustie couple had a rad three-legged dog named Gutter.

I heard about these two crustie kids who were harassed by a cop, so they kicked him in the nards and tried to sell his utility belt & gun for $5.

crustie by punkus September 3, 2005

crust muffin 

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

crust muffin by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018