Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Anne Crank

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another

My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence

by Syateks November 7, 2023

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024