titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.

Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.

by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 29, 2022

Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.

"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.

I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!

by JQuavious January 19, 2024

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Hango Bango

To turn something off and on again in an effort to get it to work.

"My computer is acting all weird!"
"sounds like you need to hango bango"

by Imlikeyou February 9, 2024

anal bingo

when you come behine showone without them knowing and shove you dick up there ass and yell anal bingo

yo i anal bingoed that bitch had yesterday

by dumb dog nahnah February 10, 2024

DNI Bingo

A DNI (Do not interact) list that you can play bingo with it because it is so long that it disqualifies almost everyone from interacting with the person who made it. The term/game is most popular on stan twitters.

Their DNI is so long, you could play DNI Bingo with it.

by AstroIsOffline December 26, 2023