bullying

something that you should never do, the girl that's always crying: her mother just died, the retarded kid: he can't afford books and he works to keep his family stable, the girl with the braces: her teeth will be beautiful after she is done with them, and she will have the most beautiful teeth, The gay boy: he shall be admired for coming out, and will always be happier than you in life, the kid with no friends: no one ever gave him a chance, The ugly kid: do you think he/she likes being like that, he/she is a child of god. The fat kid; his parents can't afford nutricious food, and parents can't afford to put them in sports

If anyone should get bullied it is the bully

Message to bullies:

bullying is the act of committing the most horrible crime: putting someone down for you gratification

by schima November 13, 2018

Pasta belly

The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta

Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"

by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010

belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.

Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.

by CPatch January 31, 2005

poo belly

When you haven't pooed in a long time and your belly gets big...you have a poo belly.

Oh man! I havent shit in a few days, I have such a poo belly....ha ha

by Poo boy April 30, 2008

Photo-bullying

Posting of a group photo by a "friend" on Facebook or other social site in which they look good and everyone else looks absolutely horrific.

*Friend changes profile picture to one where she is smiling and everyone else is making a face.*
friend: I love this picture
you: Its awful of me! this is photo-bullying!!
friend: No! It's cute.
you:DELETE IT!
friend: No! I look so good!

by Ramiezifoa August 26, 2012

belly graze

The belly graze is a gentle brush of the fingertips across a guy's (or girl's) stomach area when walking by, used to send a subtle, unspoken message to all onlookers that this is MY guy (or gal) and he/she is off limits. This simple technique is also effective in sending the message loud and clear as to which person in the room you are interested in, and shuts down the unwanted affection/attention of another.

When entering a room and walking past the object of your affection, just casually run your fingers across their belly and give them a "belly graze."

by Blonde Ambition January 5, 2008

belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!

My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!

by James R Brown February 5, 2008