boner bait

synonymous with cocktease

Oh erika, you're such boner bait

by miso_oni January 10, 2007

Boner Food

Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.

Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.

by YFSlovesurmom June 2, 2009

proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

by ompelle December 20, 2008

Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

boerenlul

A derrogatory word in Dutch language that means literraly "farmer dick". It is used for morons who behave like un-educated farmers, without manners.

What a boerenlul is this guy he is not able to eat with a knife and fork!

by Wouter Kabouter December 9, 2006

Boner pit

an unattractive womens pussy

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."

by boner pit miner September 28, 2008