Beef Curtains 

Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch

Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.

Beef Curtains by C.A. November 11, 2006

beef stew 

When your imagineation breaks, and you cannot create your own fantasies

"let me think of the best thing ever....beef.....stew..."

beef stew by sonicchief May 1, 2005

Beef Raiser Wave

The practice (especially prevalent in midwestern states where cows are king) of waving at oncoming traffic by slightly raising the index finger of the right hand which is permanently positioned at the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel. The wave is executed every time another vehicle is met on the road. It may or may not be accompanied by a nod of the head.

Dude, stop waving with your whole hand like a beauty queen when we meet someone on the road!!! You're in Nebraska now...gotta use the Beef Raiser Wave.

Beef Raiser Wave by bschwarz May 24, 2011

beef jerky 

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

beef jerky by The Midget December 21, 2004

Beef Curtains 

Another name for the vagina lips.
vagina

guy 1: damn, Sarah had some nice beef curtains

Beef Curtains by JesusOnABoat May 19, 2016

beef stew 

A sex act in which a man takes a shit and a piss and uses someones mouth as the toilet and after that the man mixes the piss and shit around in with his dick

OOOOOO sex was so great last night we butt fucked and then we did beef stew

beef stew by who am i??............ who are you??? August 25, 2004

beef curtain

when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.

uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

beef curtain by THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF BEEF CURTAIN December 30, 2008