Johnson bar

A dildo. Also daddle, Cantonese groin

"I'm not into those silly toys with ducks, beavers or the whole darn menagerie. Prefer to stick in a plain Johnson bar to get the good ole vibes"

by Van Dick the Smaller August 31, 2012

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

Sports bar

"Sports bar" is a synonym for "jackass consolidation area". Usually features wood panelling, several large televisions, and food that will get you setup with a case of heart disease by 28.

I saw a bunch of white hats frat bros down at Spanky's sports bar hooting to the latest televised NFL macho circle jerk.

by MTMofo April 15, 2015

raccoon sushi bar

a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.

my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.

by michaelmas June 11, 2006

allah ack bar

something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.

from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!

by dxjames123 May 25, 2010

Dive bar

This place is going to be stinky and lame. You don't come here for the drinks, you come here to eliminate sobriety. All of the regulars there have a smoker's voice and a hard look to them. If you try to go there dressed nicely, you will get stared at and singled out. Wear shoes that you wouldn't mind squashing some roaches in.

Dude you smell like PBR, where'd you go last night?

I went to that dive bar in our town that your mom usually goes to.

by Marie P. October 30, 2010

gay bar

An iron rod used for smashing queers.

Gus: What's with the iron rod?

Brad: It's my gay bar. I use it when I go queer hunting. Wanna come?

Gus:No fuckin' way. You're on your own homophobe.

Brad: Fuck You!

by Nonchalant Ego March 24, 2010