Ulster bank

Means to have a wank or masterbate

"Here lads I'm away to have an Ulster bank(wank) over at wee pussy cats profile pictures"

by Bigdickgiles September 1, 2016

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015

make mad bank

To make a lot of cash.

bank dinero earned money getting rich money moolah success

Does Jay-Z make mad bank?He's makin' mad bank, boyee!

by iamtruthseeker April 5, 2016

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019

Bank

A bored wank (masturbating). Usually done when you have nothing else to do or don't want to do anything. Can also happen in the middle of porn when it starts getting shit.

I tried to think of what to do today, then I have up and just had a bank.

I saw this pornstar sucking off some dude but it got boring, so I just banked through it.

by Faxtron April 6, 2019

double bank shot

A business strategy in which you neg a client by putting your nutsack on a table to increase your companies value or increase the value of your product.

To increase the market value of the product John was selling, he decided to do a double bank shot right in front of the customer.

by Ray quaza December 22, 2019