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Google Baiting 

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
Google Baiting by noah91 November 16, 2009
Related Words
The same group of people who run Bangbus
going around and tricking straight men into having sex with a homosexual.
HAHA! Look at that stupid fucking loser that fell for the baitbus.
baitbus by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Master Baiter 

Someone who is exceptionally gifted at baiting a fishing line.
Guy: Wow look at his mad skills baiting that line.

Dude: Duhh you retard...he's a Master Baiter.
Master Baiter by Ben Dover4545 August 8, 2008

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.
Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.
chick-baiting by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

Tip baiting 

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.
"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"
Tip baiting by Callordin April 18, 2020

master-de-baiter 

Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.