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ferret at the heel 

This is a well known yorkshirism. The etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. It was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as 'peasants' by donning stolen goods they would take from their subjects and covering their faces with ash from the fire. They would add a ferret at their heel to complete the picture and ensure that none in the villages would suspect their entry. The ferret was meant to symbolise earth and good nature amongst the then pagan beliefs which had percolated through the northern territories. After completing this disguise the regent would take to stalking the lower classes for prey.
If I'd have seen the ferret at the heel, things would have been different.
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at the dispensary 

Spoken as a phrase, generally as exclamation at full voice volume. It simply signifies that a story being told has likely already been told several times.
Person 1 : "Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you. After work today I bumped into Ron and -"

Person 2 : AT THE DISPENSARY

Laugh at the fat kid

What you say out loud when you see a overweight, chubby, chunky, fat kid
Fatass John walks down the street stuffing his face with a large bucket KFC

Bill:"Hey everybody, Laugh at the Fat Kid!
Laugh at the fat kid by MJlives January 13, 2011

deuce at the prom 

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.
Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy 

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy
Cenforce contains an active ingredient Sildenafil 100 mg. It works by inhibiting the role of the PDE-5 enzyme. The role of cGMP increases which further relaxes the smooth muscles thereby pushing an ample amount of blood towards the penis. In the end, you are able to get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy.
A man named David was very sexually active. But at the time of intercourse, his penis used to become soft. Due to this, he was not able to have satisfactory sex with his partner. He consulted a physician for this problem. His physician recommended him to take Aurogra 100 mg. He was amazed after using this medicine as his problem of soft erection vanished away soon after introducing this medicine in his life. Now he and his partner both are fully satisfied with their sexual life.
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honestly I'll do anything at this point 

Hey, I'd like to see that chick's titties and such. What was her name? Oh yeah, it was honestly I'll do anything at this point

Chomp At The Bit 

Eat Shit
I am gonna make that fucker Chomp At The Bit!
Chomp At The Bit by Motleys November 16, 2003