Anne is my wife. She has red hair and a hand-me-down robe; she’s probably a Weasley. Except she’s a slytherin. Anne doesn’t like dirty jokes or swearing, but is a fan of murder. She is a good wife in that she will murder anyone who tries to fuck with me. Sometimes she is quiet but is still popular and everyone likes her. She is also very smart. She reads at the speed of light and is in accelerated math. She is a chopsticks (the game) prodigy. She will use her knowledge to tutor her friends for free.
Friend: yo is that Anne?
Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad
Friend: wtf
Anne: will you marry me?
Me: ok
Me: are you cheating on me
Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up
Me: …
Me: I’m keeping the toaster
Me: *runs away and cries*
Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad
Friend: wtf
Anne: will you marry me?
Me: ok
Me: are you cheating on me
Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up
Me: …
Me: I’m keeping the toaster
Me: *runs away and cries*
by definitelynotawkwardsloth October 24, 2022
Get the Annemug. A really pale white girl. She feeds on coffee daily and wears pounds of makeup. She is considered a rat and is very mean and bratty.
by Paige Ferrell May 7, 2018
Get the reva annmug. by Anne franks grandson March 12, 2021
Get the Anne Frankmug. Claire is a student at Colegio dela Medalla Milargosa, she has a crush on Rodel Paca, Miko Galgo and his little brother Ivan Galgo. She is a very smart girl, she is a fan of bts.
by ANNABITCH13 September 10, 2020
Get the Claire Anne Salcedomug. Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.
by takipsilim October 30, 2021
Get the Lisa Ann Petersonmug. Katie Anne legg is a very ugly girl also known as just Katie or Jeffree star. She is very cringey and annoying and I’m on face time to her right now and she’s talking about how she needs to pee and it’s very annoying. She is very unhealthy and eats a lot of chocolate and she finds roast dinner spicy she acc needs help Ngl please let this be in the dictionary
by Yourmum124 November 3, 2019
Get the Katie Anne leggmug. Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
Get the Anne Crankmug.