the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
by tittytictac4U January 31, 2023
Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman
by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021
When a partner of the opposite sex sits on one end of the couch spread eagle naked and the other stands on the other end of the couch fully erected and jumps off to attempt to spear the other partner.
by Thedarkernight May 06, 2014
Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
by Dangleebals October 10, 2023
Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing
by G0M3R PYLE April 02, 2016
The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
by Poop Gobbler February 16, 2021
by beastbro74 March 03, 2021