Sean asplet

Sean asplet is the sexist being ever to have lived. He is a babe magnet and the girls just cling to him. He also has bulging muscles.

Every girl loves Sean asplet.

by Gamergirl87 March 15, 2022

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

Georgia asphalt

Georgia asphalt

You look like Georgia asphalt

by Marmalade1001 November 20, 2022

Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.

My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.

by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 24, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 25, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 26, 2023