apéritif

(n.) A type of alcoholic drink generally consumed before a meal; from the French 'aperire' ('to open'), it is thought to help "open" one's appetite. Apéritifs are usually dry rather than sweet.

They served us champagne as an apéritif.

by drink to bones June 18, 2016

apell

A ridiculous way to spell apple

I still think it should be called an apell

by Donkerin February 23, 2017

aperica

White people put this spice on their slaves before they get whipped

His back was covered in Aperica before he got whipped

by Aperica September 28, 2017

Apethy

A dyslexic version of apathy

Person 1: You cunt you seen that dude crying
Person 2: Yeah i got no apethy for that guy
Person 1: You are retarded.

by Gezeus May 30, 2018

Apex Gang

14 year old white boys outside your local woolies

Person:
Gang member: watch it bro! We're in apex gang

by Moistboi_88 May 19, 2019

APEX blowjob

Giving your man a blowjob while he’s in a heated game of APEX.

you cant make it to skull town without that apex blowjob

by Emoney772 April 6, 2019

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022