Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Alpha Papa

Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.

"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."

by Wetface October 17, 2013

alpha male tactics

Oozing confidence. Willing to whip out dick at a moment's notice.

Chad was charged with public indecency, but at least the women were impressed by his alpha male tactics. ;-)

by Robert Mormon October 3, 2017

ALPHA

ALPHA:

1. Charismatic leaders verbally, but mostly by method of example

2. They can be good guys or ruthless, but they have the gift of connecting with people to move them to a desired end

3. Most of your successful quarterbacks are Alphas

There goes an Alpha man. He’s a leader of the pack, and a man of distinction and virtues. You can tell he’s an Alpha by the way he carries himself.

by Blastaar December 29, 2018

Alpha weeb

A member of the Marine Corps

"Hello Alpha weeb"

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd March 25, 2019

Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.

Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021