RIM Job

1. When a Mobile Carrier drops coverage over a large geographical area.

2. When the Blackberry Network goes out . . . WORLD WIDE.

Adopted use after Research in Motion (RIM) dropped the ball and caused a data outage that effected Blackberry users world wide for several days in October 2011.

Dude 1: I'm not getting any emails on my Phone.
Dude 2: Bazingo! Its a fuckin' RIM Job!

by Gus Tolliver October 12, 2011

Mac job

First job usually as a student, part-time, low pay.

I've got a work..where? at macdonalds...so you get a mac job

by Ruli January 13, 2008

Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007

state job

Being employed to provide a public service at half the cost of a private contractor while being criticized by citizens who's grasp of the inner workings of state government entails the 45 minutes they wait in line to get their drivers license renewed.

Man, the worst thing about having this state job is being bashed by high school dropouts jealous of my 5 figure income.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Hob Job

When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time.

Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job!

by Vikings88 aka Clit Commander July 11, 2004

Palm Job

Ladies, let your fingers do the walkin' and your palm do the talkin'. A true feminine orgasmic delight created by the use of the palm and the fingers. Clitoral and g-spot stimulation occurring simultaneously leading to a squirting end. It can be performed by one or have a friend help. It is fun for one and all.

She wanted to squirt, so I gave her a palm job.
Americans need jobs, might as well be a palm job.
Create jobs...use your palms.

by Bootlover February 9, 2014

Bag job

An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.

Look at the legs on that chick! Mmmm and the tits.
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!

by jasef December 16, 2003