An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.
by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012
Get the Sloot flute mug.A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
by Construction Guy December 23, 2013
Get the prison fluffer mug.being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010
Get the fluster-fucked mug.A building in which you are obligated to spend 40 or more hours per week and 90% or more of the electrically produced lighting is emmitted from depressing fluorescent bulbs. These places are generally referred to as offices, schools, hospitals, rehabilitation facilities or even jail.
Co-worker 1: Stop walking towards the front door so fast.
Co-worker 2: Huh?
Co-worker 1: I want to soak in as much sunlight as I can before we return to Fluorescent Hell.
Co-worker 2: Huh?
Co-worker 1: I want to soak in as much sunlight as I can before we return to Fluorescent Hell.
by corporate_tool August 23, 2010
Get the Fluorescent Hell mug.The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016
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