Scandinavian gas mask

The act of putting a poop cover penis and balls on someone's face.

I gave him a Scandinavian gas mask it was great!

by Fuckysweetart August 11, 2013

cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.

"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"

by bellybellbel February 9, 2010

White ash=gas

If your ash black or gray you smokin reggie

White ash=gas
Black ash=trash

by Gassedupplllllllll5786666 July 15, 2021

Awshitz gas chamber

When you fart in the shower and you're forced to inhale the putrid gases of your own design.

I had some dank burritos last night after the party, but I woke up this morning and gave myself an Awshitz gas chamber!

by MKUltr4 October 4, 2016

threw gas on the fire

Took a bad situation and made it worse.

The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.

by Los Mets August 19, 2007

aint got no gas in it

When your vehicle won't start and the issue is unknown.

Shitfuck #1: I don't know why my civic won't start.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.

by Shitfuck God January 26, 2022

Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.

I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.

by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022