you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

you can't get there from here

A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.

Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013

You gots to get your own

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

walk you to your car

The act of courting in which the male tool-bag preys on his unsuspecting/suspecting slutty victim by displaying his dominance through: inflated ego and complete ignorance and expresses his honest belief that the female does not know where she is parked, and needs imminent help in locating it. Often resulting in, and is not limmited to: Rejection, sexual harassment, HPV, pregnancy, human trafficing, and in some cases even death.

Yo. I'm not done talking to you yet, can I walk you to your car?

Yeah brah, I totally walked that ass to her car last night.

Babe NO! How could you let him walk you to your car last night?!?!?

by Kyle Farclette January 17, 2012