Shit from Hell

When you have Diarrhea or something fucked up in your stomach and when you take a shit your asshole is on fire. Usually takes a while for it to subside.

Holy shit! My asshole is on fire like the pits of hell. This is totally a shit from hell!

by J dizzles July 3, 2009

metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

tear shit up

Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.

Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?

by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019

I Shit Rocks

Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.

Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!

by ROCK SHITTER July 29, 2004

dank ass shit

an extremely fine object, device, piece of culinary goodness. something to be savored as it is of the utmost in quality.

yo, joe, that's some dank ass shit you got.

by barbara szymcek September 22, 2006

Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.

by flipynif November 17, 2004