poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

Tia Juana Toothpaste

A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.

Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?

by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011

Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018

What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"

person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.

by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

Sweet tooth

A sexual act in which a male defecates into a females mouth and proceedes to face fuck the shit out of her. It is less commonly known as the Courtney.

Shut your mouth before I give you a sweet tooth.

by Balrog 1 June 10, 2009