Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

Eight track

8-track tape is a magnetic tape used from mid-60's to 80's in US to broadcast jingles or publicity

"I might throw this on an eight track" Jopping, Mark Lee.

by l_sunflower April 27, 2020

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

pump track

n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.

“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track

by Ruckus22 May 23, 2020

Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce

PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.

by M25S July 1, 2020