Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive

“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”

by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024

Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.

His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.

by typesend December 30, 2011

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Clean McKenzie

stinky

clean mckenzie nigga u stink

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Clean Balk

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.

"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.

by Don't use your real name.your July 12, 2023

pinesol clean

When a balla is so fresh and so "clean clean"

"I hit that shit 12 times lastnight man, ya boy is pinesol clean right now"

by HSM May 20, 2007

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022