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Cut to the boobs 

A derivation from the expression "that's what she said" but used as a reference to porn movies that typically depict normal conversation followed by abrupt sex after some type of sly or cheesy comment.

May be abbreviated CTB on the internet (in forums, blogs, etc.)
Rick: This amusement park has been great.
Jane: Yeah! I've had so much on all the rides...and with you.
Bystander: Just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene in random bedroom*

Terry: You're really good at math.
Emily: That's not the only thing I'm good at.
Bystander: Seriously, just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene*
Cut to the boobs by suave45 May 17, 2011

I'm leaving the board forever 

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

the bearded lady 

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.
the bearded lady by penh October 9, 2009

the bee knee smell 

bob: did you know the bee knee smell
jimmy: yes everyone knows that the bee knee smell

Banging the bishop 

A guy masterbating, wanking, greasing the pole.
Gallino said he'd rather stay at home banging the bishop than go out drinking.

take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.
Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.
take the biscuit by MoogleViper March 12, 2012