Stanton

Stanton "college prep"
a school that only prepares you for community college.
your learn your ABC and 124s .
ghetto
dirty
smely

stupid
.1/2 % pass rate on ap exams
fooot ball team blows

"yooooo twizzle, l3tz go sm0k3 sum shizzzleee"
Actual recorded quotes heared at Stanton
" what 911 phne number"
" iz da anzer 12pie ova a cucumber?"
teacher: what are the 6 trig functions
student "sine cosine sec... hahahaaha Sec sound like sex"

by f student at Stanton March 18, 2011

Stantastic

An exclamation to describe an inventive, innovative solution to a problem no matter how complex.

A non working power window repaired by cutting a hole in the inside door trim and attaching a wire to manually open and close the window is Stantastic.

by Paul "The Pal" Larsen July 14, 2008

Santa Claus

While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".

I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!

by Wave Esther Nails February 2, 2010

santa

that whore in the madonna song that i sing quite well in her voice.. i look like a slut when i sing it, too, so i REALLY got it down..

notice down below that she wants santa to come down her chimney. *cough* whore *cough*

i mean cmon, you have to be a whore to fuck santa. just think of all the dirty lil kids that sit on his lap in the mall and infect him with all their gross lil germs and slobber that they dont clean off their hands.

santa baby.. slip a sable under the tree, for me.. ive been an awful good girl, santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

by simizzle robizzle, my nizzle. January 1, 2004

santa

Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.

"Forget oil, people are dying for Coca Cola and the big fat red guy they invented named Santa."

by Satan Clause December 25, 2003

Santa

To strip over a video chat.

Guy: I got my girlfriend to santa with me last night.

Guy: Wanna santa?

by santaboy October 26, 2009

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004