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Atomic Smash 

The act of wrapping your legs around the top of a bathroom stall and taking a shit. When the shit falls out of your ass and into the toilet it makes an "Atomic Smash"
I'd hate to be the janitor cause I just did an atomic smash in there.
Atomic Smash by dr alph January 26, 2011

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Hulk Smash 

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
Hulk Smash by JPMDSK September 16, 2009

Button Smash 

To rapidly press, or "smash", a certain button, very fast. It is most likely used in a quick time event.
Gamer: Man, one time, I was playing BF3, and it asked me to button smash the "X" key, man, after that, the "X" key wasn't the same anymore!
Sexy Guy: I also had the same problem with a girl, last night!

bloody smash 

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
bloody smash by tom cut May 11, 2008

Derf Smash 

When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.
Derf Smash by Steve_42 January 22, 2009