Yee Shit

a word that means like bullsh*t often used in california

He be on dat Yee Shit

by cellygothisfame January 10, 2009

Hydraulic Shit

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.

Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.

Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!

by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006

sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.

Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"

by Nick D September 27, 2005

cut the shit

to tell someone to quit playing; to knock it off

You: "What were you doing last night?"
John Doe: "You"
You: "Cut the shit; what were you doing?"

by lllPookielll October 13, 2006

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

nic shit

After a long period of time after hitting a vape or Juul that has high nicotine percentage, you have the urge to poop caused by the nicotine calling it a nic shit

“Yo Brady I just had the biggest nic shit ever my stomach hurts so bad”

#DI4J

by JuulSZNN127 June 5, 2018