Skip to main content

Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!
by BigBear316 April 17, 2021
mugGet the Scrotum Alarm Clock mug.

scrotumtouille

Wow, did you see Herald’s scrotumtouille on Snapchat the other day?
by Scrotumtouille June 1, 2021
mugGet the scrotumtouille mug.
Related Words
scrotum scrote scrootnoo scrot scrotch Scroat scrog scroggin scrolls SCROTUS

scrocipitation

Ball sweat that guys get when it's hot and humid out
He's got some serious scrocipitation going on right now.
by HoneyLeeLove July 20, 2021
mugGet the scrocipitation mug.

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated
Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.
by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021
mugGet the scrotum syrup mug.

Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table
"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"
by Vark50 January 12, 2022
mugGet the Scrotal Ridge Pattern mug.

Scrobble Syndrome

When a persons song choices are defined by how it will affect their scrobbles on Last.fm
Joe: Hey, have you listened to Drakes new album?
Billy: Yes. I listened to it 8 times in a row
Joe: Why?
Billy: My scrobbles on Drake this week were really low
Joe: I think you suffer from Scrobble Syndrome, Billy
by kenshin_akase February 19, 2022
mugGet the Scrobble Syndrome mug.

Scromplaticanation

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat
I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3
by Thelvern August 21, 2022
mugGet the Scromplaticanation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email