wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019

Anger roll

The tendency for MDMA to induce, not euphoria, but anger.

When you feel so violent, violent fuckin' with that ecstasy

Popped a bean now I'm anger rollin'. Let go shoot out the window at some opps.

by Real niggas don't cry November 6, 2019

Cinnamon roll

A character that faces a lot of hardship. But the character is very nice and sweet. Usually taken advantage of.

"omg Bucky Barnes is such a cinnamon roll!"

by Royce603 April 20, 2019

Bakerloo Roll

Bakerloo Roll meaning B roll/cinematics used for intercutting between shots in film and media.

‘Oh that’s some nice Bakerloo Roll that!’

by Mattyzack August 10, 2019

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.

Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!

by RooCvo September 21, 2019

Roll Pregnancy

When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.

John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?

Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile

John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy

by lil big johnny April 5, 2020