ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children

Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021

Get fucking rolled

Make someone get or comment on someone that got Trolled, tricked, duped, and or losing pathetically

Person 1: Someone just sent me hentai on my school issued laptop. Now I don't have a laptop for the rest of the year
person 2: get fucking rolled

by ProfessionalBozo March 6, 2022

Master sock n roller

The one and only who’s mastered the plastering of the intersection of socks and rocks to the walls halls and vestibules of the world!

Their name also rhymes with dictionary

The master sock n roller really knows how to bring a room together

by Dis fool April 1, 2022

velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Hot Dog Roller

The act of giving an Indian Brush Burn on your partners penis.

Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!

David: You liked her?

Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.

when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night

by quimaphe July 2, 2025