[Third] [Degree] [Rip]

Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.

Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.

Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?

Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!

Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!

by Claire Sweeney January 21, 2009

Letting one RIP

1 .When you toot toot from the shoot shoot hole
2. Ok you ever just like letting one RIP and you feel so relieved that you kinda hope it happens again so you can relive the moment?

Congratulations on letting one RIP, this place is now worse than Chernobyl

by Yourhighnessthegr8 June 21, 2019

Gooch Rip

A name for human female genitalia.

Invented by the wordsmiths Jack Sachs and Danny Rodgers in 2009

"Dude, theres no Gooch rip at this party!"

by soliu Fried May 14, 2009

off the rip

Very cool. Worthy of praise. Used to describe something that is noteworthy. Similar to "off the chain."

That girl at the mall had a ugly face, but her ass was off the rip, dog.

by Lew April 13, 2003

Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009

Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

by grand_dady November 19, 2009

chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

by dave simko December 9, 2008